Spring Festival 2020
A sudden epidemic
Changed countless life trajectories
When the spring flowers bloom
We are happy
01
Students and office workers:
During the epidemic: I want to start school, I want to go to work, I want to work hard
After the epidemic: I really want to take a holiday, I just want to be a salted fish
02
One day after many years, my daughter came to ask my dad:
Dad, why do my classmate’s birthday is the same month as me?
Dad watched her spoiled and said: All of this,
From the year of 2020
A bat in the South China Seafood Market said …
03
Men’s bathroom has also started to line up
Finally, you can experience the feelings of girls’ queues:
Everyone rubs his hands back and forth, and wash your hands for 60 seconds.
04
Sleep too much during the epidemic, sequelae after the epidemic:
During the epidemic:
Noon on the day of hoeing, sleeping hard!
Sleeping all morning and one afternoon.
Sleeping at night, it is too painful
Sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and have to sleep at night;
Sleep today, sleep tomorrow, I have to sleep the day after tomorrow;
Sleep for the country, sleep peacefully
After the epidemic:
Biological clock confusion appears collective
Send a circle of friends at 3 am at 3 am
"A day of insomnia, is anyone chatting online?"
Receive 188 praise
05
The gym coach said:
After the epidemic, there will be three batches
A batch of fat, pregnant, a group of depression
Which group will you be?
I am not responsible for pregnancy, and I am not responsible for depression.
I am only responsible for the batch of fat
06
The boss says:
Notice: Holiday delay to 2.2
Notice: Holiday delay to 2.10
Notice: Holiday delay to 2.17
Notice: The company is gone, don’t have to come back
07
Fear of receiving a phone call from my mother:
My mother called
I just feel 90 % of the rumors in the country
They all passed out from my mother …
08
lawyer:
Many divorce cases are canceled, because my wife is pregnant with a second child
09
My friend said to help me introduce a rich second generation:
The mask factory at home, produce N95!
10
When you log in to QQ, secretly adjust the speaker into mute:
Mainly worried that neighbors report to the police to report my cough
11
After the epidemic, my boyfriend came
Gently say in your ear:
Did you bring a bra today?
12
Girlfriend complained:
What is your use?
The epidemic is here, you can’t grab the mask;
After the epidemic, you can’t rank hot pot milk tea
13
Haofer shop Tony:
The barber shop opens the door
All of the boys who come in are F4
14
King Glory player:
When playing the king, try to play as little as possible
They are all wild animals, which are easy to get new crowns
If you really need to play the wild
Use Lanling King, he has a mask
15
I am about to resume work:
What did I do before?
16
Deeply appreciated the mood of the concubines of the harem:
Wife; how many capsules do I have in my family
17
On the first day of work:
Lie Cao, just walked on the road, a child rushed to face
His mother held him:
"Be careful! Don’t hit the baby in the aunt’s belly" "
Then smile at me gently
My fat crying sounds
